moar slides - final version for talk i actually gave on halloween

These are basically useless without the talk itself, but maybe I will
expand on them in future.

slides/1.md

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-These slides:
-
-> [https://p1k3.com/userland-book/slides/](https://p1k3.com/userland-book/slides/)
-
-The book:
-
-> [https://p1k3.com/userland-book/](https://p1k3.com/userland-book/)
-

slides/10.md

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+In 2014, the Serious way you interact with Serious Computers -- the ones that
+most of the internet runs on -- is still through a text terminal.
+
+If you stop by my desk at work, my screen probably looks like this:
+
+-> <img src=fake_desktop.png width=1200px> <-

slides/11.md

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+But we're not here to talk about Serious Computers.
+
+We're here to talk about how the command line is for normal human beings.

slides/12.md

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+
+    YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING.
+    AROUND YOU IS A FOREST.  A SMALL STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND
+    DOWN A GULLY.
+
+    > GO EAST
+
+    YOU ARE INSIDE A BUILDING, A WELL HOUSE FOR A LARGE SPRING.
+
+    THERE ARE SOME KEYS ON THE GROUND HERE.
+
+    THERE IS A SHINY BRASS LAMP NEARBY.
+
+    THERE IS FOOD HERE.
+
+    THERE IS A BOTTLE OF WATER HERE.

slides/13.md

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+-> <img src="fuckit.jpeg" width=800> <-
+
+Now is where Brennen goes to the shell and fumbles around in front of an
+audience.

slides/14.md

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+So that's the shell.  Want a shell?
+
+I will give you a shell _right now_.  Talk to me.
+
+> https://p1k3.com/userland-book/
+
+> http://squiggle.city/

slides/2.md

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-<!-- exec -->
+Last fall, I forgot my laptop at work, but I wanted to write something.
 
-$ cowthink I should write a book.
+And then I remembered that I had a Raspberry Pi sitting around.
 
-<!-- end -->
+So I set it up and started writing things on it.

slides/3.md

@@ -1 +1,8 @@
+And I got to thinking:  This is just a stupid Linux computer without any graphics.
 
+There's nothing here but the command line and some programs that do stuff to
+plain text files.
+
+And this is how I am happiest as a writer.
+
+Not as a _programmer_, or a _clever unix dork_, but as a _writer_.

slides/4.1.md

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+So here's my thesis:
+
+Unix is for normal humans.
+==========================
+
+Wizards are cool and all, but most of us aren't wizards.
+
+Most of us are just bumbling through life.
+
+A lot of us like to make stuff anyway.
+
+Unix is for that.

slides/4.md

@@ -1 +1,13 @@
+<!-- exec -->
 
+    $ cowthink I should write a book about this.
+     ___________________________________
+    ( I should write a book about this. )
+     -----------------------------------
+            o   ^__^
+             o  (oo)\_______
+                (__)\       )\/\
+                    ||----w |
+                    ||     ||
+
+<!-- end -->

slides/5.md

@@ -1,2 +1,5 @@
-Unix?
-=====
+cool story bro
+==============
+
+wtf is unix?
+============

slides/6.md

@@ -1 +1,3 @@
+<!-- jurassic park -->
+
 -> <img src="../images/jp_unix.jpg"> <-

slides/8.md

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-And what modern Unix looks like is this:
+And a lot of the time, modern Unix-like systems look like this:
 
 -> <img src="../images/debian.png"> <-
 
-...which probably looks really familiar to a lot of you.
+...which isn't actually that unfamiliar, right?

slides/9.md

@@ -1,7 +1,13 @@
 - At SparkFun, we do a lot of stuff over serial.
 
-- Once upon a time, most of the interfaces to Really Serious Computers
-  worked like debugging an Arduino over a serial port.
+- Once upon a time, most of the interfaces to Really Serious Computers -- the
+  ones at universities and in government -- worked like debugging Arduino
+  code over a serial port.
+
+- The computer prints stuff, you type stuff to the computer, the computer
+  prints stuff.  It's just text in a box.
 
 - Even once we got PCs in our houses, a lot of the interfaces shared this
-  heritage.  Remember DOS?
+  heritage.  Remember DOS?  Ever have to fire up cmd.exe on Windows?
+
+

slides/footer.html

@@ -1,28 +1,3 @@
-<section>
-
-  <p style="font-size: 3em; margin-bottom: 0;">fin.</p>
-
-  <pre class=noborder style="font-size: 15px;">
-      \                    / \  //\
-       \    |\___/|      /   \//  \\
-            /0  0  \__  /    //  | \ \    
-           /     /  \/_/    //   |  \  \  
-           @_^_@'/   \/_   //    |   \   \ 
-           //_^_/     \/_ //     |    \    \
-        ( //) |        \///      |     \     \
-      ( / /) _|_ /   )  //       |      \     _\
-    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/  ( ; -.    |    _ _\.-~        .-~~~^-.
-  (( / / )) ,-{        _      `-.|.-~-.           .~         `.
- (( // / ))  '/\      /                 ~-. _ .-~      .-~^-.  \
- (( /// ))      `.   {            }                   /      \  \
-  (( / ))     .----~-.\        \-'                 .~         \  `. \^-.
-             ///.----..&gt;        \             _ -~             `.  ^-`  ^-_
-               ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~                     ~-- ,.-~
-                                                                  /.-~
-  </pre>
-
-</section>
-
 <script>
 $(document).ready(function () {
   // ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟ ☆ ✠ ✡ ✢ ✣ ✤ ✥ ✦ ✧ ✩ ✪ 

slides/header.html

@@ -11,8 +11,8 @@
 <body>
 
 <section>
-<p style="font-size: 3em; margin-bottom: 0;">get you a shell</p>
-<pre class=noborder>
+<p style="font-size: 3em; margin-bottom: 0; text-align: center;">get you a shell</p>
+<pre class=noborder style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 50%;">
         \   ^__^
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\

slides/index.html

@@ -11,8 +11,8 @@
 <body>
 
 <section>
-<p style="font-size: 3em; margin-bottom: 0;">get you a shell</p>
-<pre class=noborder>
+<p style="font-size: 3em; margin-bottom: 0; text-align: center;">get you a shell</p>
+<pre class=noborder style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 50%;">
         \   ^__^
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\
@@ -23,13 +23,26 @@
 <section>
 
 
-<p>These slides:</p>
+<p>Last fall, I forgot my laptop at work, but I wanted to write something.</p>
 
-<blockquote><p><a href="https://p1k3.com/userland-book/slides/">https://p1k3.com/userland-book/slides/</a></p></blockquote>
+<p>And then I remembered that I had a Raspberry Pi sitting around.</p>
 
-<p>The book:</p>
+<p>So I set it up and started writing things on it.</p>
 
-<blockquote><p><a href="https://p1k3.com/userland-book/">https://p1k3.com/userland-book/</a></p></blockquote>
+</section>
+
+
+<section>
+
+
+<p>And I got to thinking:  This is just a stupid Linux computer without any graphics.</p>
+
+<p>There&rsquo;s nothing here but the command line and some programs that do stuff to
+plain text files.</p>
+
+<p>And this is how I am happiest as a writer.</p>
+
+<p>Not as a <em>programmer</em>, or a <em>clever unix dork</em>, but as a <em>writer</em>.</p>
 
 </section>
 
@@ -42,10 +55,10 @@
 <!-- exec -->
 
 
-<pre><code>$ cowthink I should write a book.
- ________________________
-( I should write a book. )
- ------------------------
+<pre><code>$ cowthink I should write a book about this.
+ ___________________________________
+( I should write a book about this. )
+ -----------------------------------
         o   ^__^
          o  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\
@@ -62,7 +75,17 @@
 <section>
 
 
+<p>So here&rsquo;s my thesis:</p>
+
+<h1><a name=Unix-is-for-normal-humans href=#Unix-is-for-normal-humans></a> Unix is for normal humans.</h1>
+
+<p>Wizards are cool and all, but most of us aren&rsquo;t wizards.</p>
+
+<p>Most of us are just bumbling through life.</p>
 
+<p>A lot of us like to make stuff anyway.</p>
+
+<p>Unix is for that.</p>
 
 </section>
 
@@ -70,7 +93,9 @@
 <section>
 
 
+<h1><a name=cool-story-bro href=#cool-story-bro></a> cool story bro</h1>
 
+<h1><a name=wtf-is-unix href=#wtf-is-unix></a> wtf is unix?</h1>
 
 </section>
 
@@ -78,12 +103,9 @@
 <section>
 
 
-<h1><a name=Unix href=#Unix></a> Unix?</h1>
-
-</section>
 
 
-<section>
+<!-- jurassic park -->
 
 
 <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="../images/jp_unix.jpg"></p>
@@ -104,11 +126,11 @@
 <section>
 
 
-<p>And what modern Unix looks like is this:</p>
+<p>And a lot of the time, modern Unix-like systems look like this:</p>
 
 <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="../images/debian.png"></p>
 
-<p>&hellip;which probably looks really familiar to a lot of you.</p>
+<p>&hellip;which isn&rsquo;t actually that unfamiliar, right?</p>
 
 </section>
 
@@ -118,37 +140,86 @@
 
 <ul>
 <li><p>At SparkFun, we do a lot of stuff over serial.</p></li>
-<li><p>Once upon a time, most of the interfaces to Really Serious Computers
-worked like debugging an Arduino over a serial port.</p></li>
+<li><p>Once upon a time, most of the interfaces to Really Serious Computers &ndash; the
+ones at universities and in government &ndash; worked like debugging Arduino
+code over a serial port.</p></li>
+<li><p>The computer prints stuff, you type stuff to the computer, the computer
+prints stuff.  It&rsquo;s just text in a box.</p></li>
 <li><p>Even once we got PCs in our houses, a lot of the interfaces shared this
-heritage.  Remember DOS?</p></li>
+heritage.  Remember DOS?  Ever have to fire up cmd.exe on Windows?</p></li>
 </ul>
 
 
 </section>
 
+
+<section>
+
+
+<p>In 2014, the Serious way you interact with Serious Computers &ndash; the ones that
+most of the internet runs on &ndash; is still through a text terminal.</p>
+
+<p>If you stop by my desk at work, my screen probably looks like this:</p>
+
+<p style="text-align:center;"> <img src=fake_desktop.png width=1200px></p>
+
+</section>
+
+
+<section>
+
+
+<p>But we&rsquo;re not here to talk about Serious Computers.</p>
+
+<p>We&rsquo;re here to talk about how the command line is for normal human beings.</p>
+
+</section>
+
+
+<section>
+
+
+<pre><code>YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING.
+AROUND YOU IS A FOREST.  A SMALL STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND
+DOWN A GULLY.
+
+&gt; GO EAST
+
+YOU ARE INSIDE A BUILDING, A WELL HOUSE FOR A LARGE SPRING.
+
+THERE ARE SOME KEYS ON THE GROUND HERE.
+
+THERE IS A SHINY BRASS LAMP NEARBY.
+
+THERE IS FOOD HERE.
+
+THERE IS A BOTTLE OF WATER HERE.
+</code></pre>
+
+</section>
+
+
 <section>
 
-  <p style="font-size: 3em; margin-bottom: 0;">fin.</p>
-
-  <pre class=noborder style="font-size: 15px;">
-      \                    / \  //\
-       \    |\___/|      /   \//  \\
-            /0  0  \__  /    //  | \ \    
-           /     /  \/_/    //   |  \  \  
-           @_^_@'/   \/_   //    |   \   \ 
-           //_^_/     \/_ //     |    \    \
-        ( //) |        \///      |     \     \
-      ( / /) _|_ /   )  //       |      \     _\
-    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/  ( ; -.    |    _ _\.-~        .-~~~^-.
-  (( / / )) ,-{        _      `-.|.-~-.           .~         `.
- (( // / ))  '/\      /                 ~-. _ .-~      .-~^-.  \
- (( /// ))      `.   {            }                   /      \  \
-  (( / ))     .----~-.\        \-'                 .~         \  `. \^-.
-             ///.----..&gt;        \             _ -~             `.  ^-`  ^-_
-               ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~                     ~-- ,.-~
-                                                                  /.-~
-  </pre>
+
+<p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="fuckit.jpeg" width=800></p>
+
+<p>Now is where Brennen goes to the shell and fumbles around in front of an
+audience.</p>
+
+</section>
+
+
+<section>
+
+
+<p>So that&rsquo;s the shell.  Want a shell?</p>
+
+<p>I will give you a shell <em>right now</em>.  Talk to me.</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>https://p1k3.com/userland-book/</p>
+
+<p>http://squiggle.city/</p></blockquote>
 
 </section>
 

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