<[Saalon]> As cake flavored ice cream is an abomination unto itself, I do not want to see the mutant beast that is light cake flavored ice cream. <[Brennen]> Honestly, at this point, it's all industrially fractured medicated cow squeezings and soybean derivatives anyway. They might sub out some lipids for polymers or something along the way to that LIGHT label, but I'm not sure how much worse it can get. Then again, it's objectively true that Diet Coke is vastly more disgusting than its high-fructose corn syrupy parent product, so you might have a point. <[Saalon]> Dude, all I'm saying is I want my lipids in my deserts.