<[Anonymous]> I've never carelessly witnessed a passing day from the comfort of a porch. I'm terrified to think that my fervent pursuit of life may cause me to miss it entirely. <[Brennen]> It's worth a try. Crap beer is optional, but you really want something you can drink steadily for five or six hours. <[Brennen]> (Sun tea: Also a pretty good option, if your lifestyle is less thoroughly dissolute than mine.)